So tonight, Rome is playing host to two of the finest cities in Europe, and I couldn’t help resist coming up with a few very lame puns to celebrate the occasion:
All roads may lead to Rome, but where will one champions league trophy end up tonight?
I don’t think I’ll hear this being chanted at the ref — Amo, Amas, Amat, you are El Prat (from my early attempts to learn Latin at school — a phrase my dad always told me, changed to ‘El Prat’, which is the airport and Barcelona)
Title hopes Ruined In A Day (New Order song)
Ball of Frustration (after James — Born of Frustration)
Don’t Look Back In Anger (Oasis)
He’s Not The Messiah, He’s A Very Naughty Boy (Ian Brown – Resurrection / Life of Brian)
Biggus Dickus (Life of Brian) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc
Threw him to the Floor, I mean he threw himself to the floor (after Biggus Dickus speech)
Friends, Romans, City Fans?
Veni, vidi, left empty handed from Da Vinci
Young Offender (New Order)
We Hate It When Our Enemies Become Succesful (Morrissey)
Manchester United airlines — fly the unfriendly skies
